so my girls weekend was sooooo much fun! on friday darcy picked me up and we took off for the rodeo....we started to get a little bit hungry and decided that we should get something to eat since the only thing we would have after that would be ....alcohol. so we stopped at the subway in baker...i loved subway when i got there, and when we left, i hated it! the girl making my sanwich looked like she was fresh out of a rave (sweaty hair, smeared purple and green makeup, baggy jincos) and she was one of the most unpleasant people i have ever met. so anyways...it took her about 7 minutes (not joking) to get her gloves on and she blew into them to get them to open up so she could slip her greasy hand in (aren't they supposed to wear them to avoid jerms?) so she puts her gloves on and i tell her that i would like chicken on my sandwich...she gets out the bag of chicken and looks through it throwing away 2 peices before she finds on that doesn't have mold or whatever on it...so i was getting grossed out, then she asks me what cheese i would like,i would like swiss.....so she gowes through the cheese throwing away the top 5 peices before finding one to put on my sandwich... and then scrapes the onion off of the bottom of the bucket and tosses it on there too. so f-ing nasty! so do you think i wanted to eat that? no! but you know what...i did. and i didn't even throw up! so then i went to the liquor store and got CORN whiskey and i should have known that it was going to be nasty because it is a lighter version of moon shine, it was called shine on. so we get to the hotel in pendleton and find 3 guys standing by their tailgate with several top shelf liquors. we got out and of course...we were offered a shot. and of course....i took one...or two...ok it was 3! and so i let them have the first pull off of the "shine on." and that was the last drink they would ever have of that stuff...they almost threw up and then i called them pussies and took one myself....and they really were not pussies... so i was soon nicknamed virgina moon (it was distilled in virginia).
so we went up to the room and got ready for the night and headed off to town. now this is where things start getting fuzzy...ha ha! we went to a couple bars and headed to the convention center to the dance...i don't know why, but for some reason i got all mixed up and lost jade and megan so i had to call darcy and have her pick me up at the high school (keep in mind that we are at the convention center, not the high school) so they call me from the high school wondering wher i am and why the hell i would go to the high school. so after we got it clarified that i was not there, they picked me up and we headed downtown again! we went to a couple awesome bars and i was denied in one of them...i guess i was swaying back and forth. after that we headed back to darcy's friends' place where i fell fast to sleep (aka passed out ) and while i was sleeping there was a bangin party going on outside and i had no idea...weird! so i woke up to find myself phoneless. i must have lost it downtown...along with my pride...ha ha. i didn't mention that i was trying for an hour to get on the stage with the band...yeah, retarded.
no phone, so i had to wait to find a ride back to the hotel where i found jade sick as a dog.....and she would not be recovered until like 6 o'clock, so i walked around the booths with darcy and found the kids and hubby some sweet ass pendleton gear, and then we took off to the rodeo...we got our beers and nursed ourselves back to buzzed again (i'm not an alcoholic b.t.w.) and that rodeo is AMAZING! the stock and the cowboys and girls were awesome! this is a 5 hour rodeo, so ther is alot to see. after that we were standing around and i heard a voice yelling "virginia moon....virginia moon" and it ws those guys...oh lord! they were wasted and telling me that they had been talking about me and the whiskey for 24hours. they were pretty damn comical.
after we got away from them, we went out again and visited all of the same places as the night before...it was a blast!
so that is my weekend...there were plenty more things that happened, but i only told a few!
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